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twink culture is letting absolutely anyone make sweeping declarations about what constitutes twink culture, because lol what're you gonna do stop them? dream on, twink.

currently the weirdest thing that makes me feel old is thinkin' about how big screen resolutions are now.

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lewd, butt 

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๐Ÿ’ž means heart transplant surgery
๐Ÿ’• means organ theft
๐Ÿ’Ÿ means the rare 'nega-love'
๐Ÿ’– is a more valuable, limited-edition version of โค๏ธ
๐Ÿ’“ means radiation poisoning

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thanks for the help, everyone!!

time to sit back and wait for some chillass aliens to arrive and discover the ruins of our civilization.

โ˜บ๏ธ โ˜ ๏ธ ๐ŸŒ†

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illustrations of food, lewd, and eye contact 

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illustrations of food, lewd, and eye contact 

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illustrations of food, lewd, and eye contact 

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awright now we're cooking with grease!

space needs to know that earth has the delicious lure of tasty reuben sandwiches. BUT BEWARE! earth is not all tasty sandwiches,, it's also a hellscape of Joker Leto and a judgmental Porky Pig.

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okay this is good. this is PRECISELY what alieyums need to evaluate before they encounter us.

keep 'em coming please.

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i have decided to spend this Friday morning correcting where earth's ostensible brightest minds went wrong.

i've got a hefty slab of brushed steel in the garage, and if you give me ideas about what REALLY important information we should be conveying to aliens then i'll engrave it onto the plate.

then, tonight, i will launch that fucker right into space. it has to wait until nighttime, because that's when space is above us.

โฌ‡๏ธ ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€

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if you've read up on or watched television about the history of earth's space programs, you've probably heard about the the Pioneer Plaques.

they were anodized gold plates engraved with simple illustrated representations that scientists considered important information to convey if discovered in space by sentient life. a "message from mankind" out there in the vacuum of space.

but have you seen these things? I mean,, come on.

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Uncanny valley 

a friend of mine sent me this text message that was SUPPOSED to have an image attached, but the picture didn't actually arrive.

for the life of me i cannot fucking imagine what picture could possibly exist that somehow ties this disparate collection of nonsense together under one unified context.

it's like a predictive text robot took over my buddy's identity during the quarantine and is sending normal-ass human text messages so nobody gets suspicious. ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ“ฑ

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kk slider's biopic where he's played by rami malek in a fursuit

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Glittering Diamonds

it's avant garde we ain't gotta explain shit.