if you've read up on or watched television about the history of earth's space programs, you've probably heard about the the Pioneer Plaques.

they were anodized gold plates engraved with simple illustrated representations that scientists considered important information to convey if discovered in space by sentient life. a "message from mankind" out there in the vacuum of space.

but have you seen these things? I mean,, come on.

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i have decided to spend this Friday morning correcting where earth's ostensible brightest minds went wrong.

i've got a hefty slab of brushed steel in the garage, and if you give me ideas about what REALLY important information we should be conveying to aliens then i'll engrave it onto the plate.

then, tonight, i will launch that fucker right into space. it has to wait until nighttime, because that's when space is above us.

⬇️ 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗯𝗺𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀

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okay this is good. this is PRECISELY what alieyums need to evaluate before they encounter us.

keep 'em coming please.

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awright now we're cooking with grease!

space needs to know that earth has the delicious lure of tasty reuben sandwiches. BUT BEWARE! earth is not all tasty sandwiches,, it's also a hellscape of Joker Leto and a judgmental Porky Pig.

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illustrations of food, lewd, and eye contact 

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illustrations of food, lewd, and eye contact 

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illustrations of food, lewd, and eye contact 

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thanks for the help, everyone!!

time to sit back and wait for some chillass aliens to arrive and discover the ruins of our civilization.

☺️ ☠️ 🌆

@jackdaw_ruiz great thread jackdaw, we built something for all of us today o7

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