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a friend of mine sent me this text message that was SUPPOSED to have an image attached, but the picture didn't actually arrive.

for the life of me i cannot fucking imagine what picture could possibly exist that somehow ties this disparate collection of nonsense together under one unified context.

it's like a predictive text robot took over my buddy's identity during the quarantine and is sending normal-ass human text messages so nobody gets suspicious. 🤔 📱

@eject

credit where it's due, what this robot is lacking in coherence is made up in otherwise doing a VERY good impression of my friend's tone.

Uncanny valley 

Uncanny valley 

Uncanny valley, food 

Uncanny valley, food 

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