laying on your kitchen floor and talking about my life, refusing to go home and oblivious to the fact you have work in the morning.
@jackdaw_ruiz if you lay on my kitchen floor, you will be crushed to death beneath the weight of my stable of monster dogs. and a wiener dog will stick her tongue in your ear.
the reign of ear candling is finally over! another weird yuppie trend behind us.
bring on the era of ear wienering!!
👂 🐕 🌭
@jackdaw_ruiz stop describing men I slept with in college
what, you don't wanna hear about i've recently gotten into metaphysics??
@jackdaw_ruiz I definitely don’t wanna hear about band or theater rehearsals are going
ah, yes. hooking up with theater guys. nature's oldest prank.
it's avant garde we ain't gotta explain shit.