laying on your kitchen floor and talking about my life, refusing to go home and oblivious to the fact you have work in the morning.

@jackdaw_ruiz if you lay on my kitchen floor, you will be crushed to death beneath the weight of my stable of monster dogs. and a wiener dog will stick her tongue in your ear.


the reign of ear candling is finally over! another weird yuppie trend behind us.

bring on the era of ear wienering!!

👂 🐕 🌭

@jackdaw_ruiz stop describing men I slept with in college


what, you don't wanna hear about i've recently gotten into metaphysics??

@jackdaw_ruiz I definitely don’t wanna hear about band or theater rehearsals are going


ah, yes. hooking up with theater guys. nature's oldest prank.

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Glittering Diamonds

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