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Yeah but when? .. Oh, okay, so I just..? Oh. Oh! It's already..? Ah, shit.

Hi yes hello I am Juliette Stray. I have made a fair bit of pornography over the years but also I keep making it so that's cool unless you're Shelley Lubben's miserable, shitty ghost.

I'm a homoflexible TS in San Francisco, a tabletop dork and hard sci-fi aficionada, love cosmetic surgery and/or and am about as much plastic as I am meat (which I do not eat).

Herein mostly exist thirst pics and shitposts.

one thing that I think would be really good right now is a restaurant called In These Frying Times

@JulietteStray @yo the bendy sticks are forbidden under both the Geneva convention and also Cody's mom

i climb the mountain, searching for wisdom, halfway up i find a cabin, inside a wise elder
i speak to the elder: you know, a skeleton, pretty fucking sick right?
the wise, shakes his head and tells me "i know of something sicker than a skeleton"

"impossible" i say

the wise man then tells me "two skeletons"

Thank goodness my brother has invited me to say hello to his friends so I can immediately preen with a semi-lewd photo.

fully clothed, but NSFW due to body shape 

@JulietteStray @LuigiEsq This is also possible, I suppose I was engaging in jackdaw-centrism, and for that I apologise

@LuigiEsq When I first saw them talking before the introduction post I thought he was testing out an advanced new post-bot that had been trained on his own posts

Jackdaw and Jackdaw's sister's posting styles are so similar that I'm not sure one isn't just a sockpuppet account run by the other. Whether it's Jackdaw pulling a fast one on us or his sis' was the mastermind behind the fictitious bird this whole time remains to be seen.

Once @jackdaw_ruiz and I went to Blockbuster to pick up a cinematic masterpiece for the evening and returned with 1996's hit, "Little Witches."

In it, when the other Catholic schoolgirls are trying to convince the new, goody-goody one to study a book of black, Satanic magic with them and she resists, there's the line: "Do you have anything BETTER to be doing?"

This philosophy has pretty much guided my life up to and through the present day.

Yeah but when? .. Oh, okay, so I just..? Oh. Oh! It's already..? Ah, shit.

Hi yes hello I am Juliette Stray. I have made a fair bit of pornography over the years but also I keep making it so that's cool unless you're Shelley Lubben's miserable, shitty ghost.

I'm a homoflexible TS in San Francisco, a tabletop dork and hard sci-fi aficionada, love cosmetic surgery and/or and am about as much plastic as I am meat (which I do not eat).

Herein mostly exist thirst pics and shitposts.

Glittering Diamonds

it's avant garde we ain't gotta explain shit.